The Peeper

For a stint during my college years, a peeper stalked my comings and goings. At the time, I worked two jobs, and this creep knew my schedule better than I did. Alerted to his presence by my dynamic duo of super cats, I eventually scared him away from my balcony, although a motion sensor light and a couple of friends (you know who you are) may have had something to do with curing my peeper problem. At any rate, the sequence of events recently ran through my mind, sparking the following story.
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Louisville Slugger

My husband recently won a free box of cereal from a contest on livingthebefore.com. In his excitement, he posted a reply stating, "It'll go great with the new milk I just bought." He chuckled, amused by the "randomness" of his comment. I told him that milk plus cereal wasn't random, and that it would've been more random to say, "It'll go great with the baseball bat I just bought." Of course, this sparked images of Louisville Sluggers in my head; hence the below story:
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